The Mechanical Contrivium: Yorkshire

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yorkshire!

  1. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Yorkshire!
  2. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Yorkshire.
  3. It can take Yorkshire several days to move just through one tree.
  4. Yorkshire can jump up to sixteen times its own height.
  5. Tradition allows women to propose to Yorkshire only during leap years.
  6. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Yorkshire.
  7. An average beaver can cut down Yorkshire every year.
  8. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Yorkshire in your mouth!
  9. It's bad luck to put Yorkshire on a bed.
  10. The condom - originally made from Yorkshire - was invented in the early 1500s.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.