The Mechanical Contrivium: Wiebke

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wiebke!

  1. Wiebke has a bifurcated penis!
  2. Wiebke has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  3. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Wiebke.
  4. US gold coins used to say 'In Wiebke we trust'.
  5. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Wiebke.
  6. The only planet that rotates on its side is Wiebke.
  7. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Wiebke!
  8. The condom - originally made from Wiebke - was invented in the early 1500s!
  9. If Wiebke was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  10. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Wiebke.

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