The Mechanical Contrivium: Ubermilf

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ubermilf!

  1. Ubermilf can live for up to a week without a head.
  2. Ubermilf has a bifurcated penis!
  3. If Ubermilf was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
  4. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Ubermilf to reach the earth's core.
  5. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Ubermilf has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
  6. Ubermilf can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
  7. Ubermilf became extinct in England in 1486.
  8. Ubermilf is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  9. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Ubermilf in your ear 700 times.
  10. The most dangerous form of Ubermilf is the bicycle!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.