The Mechanical Contrivium: Tuomas Holopainen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tuomas Holopainen!

  1. Contrary to popular belief, Tuomas Holopainen is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  2. Tuomas Holopainen can sleep with one eye open.
  3. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Tuomas Holopainen!
  4. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Tuomas Holopainen is 10:1.
  5. In 1982 Time Magazine named Tuomas Holopainen its 'Man of the Year'.
  6. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Tuomas Holopainen.
  7. Tuomas Holopainen can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
  8. Tuomas Holopainen was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  9. Tuomas Holopainen can last longer without water than a camel can.
  10. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Tuomas Holopainen fighting underground.

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