The Mechanical Contrivium: Tornwordo
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tornwordo!
- The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Tornwordo!
- Women shoplift four times more frequently than Tornwordo.
- Tornwordoolatry is the mindless worship of Tornwordo.
- It took Tornwordo 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
- While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Tornwordo!
- There are more than two hundred different kinds of Tornwordo.
- Europe is the only continent that lacks Tornwordo.
- The horns of Tornwordo are made entirely from hair.
- The colour of Tornwordo is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
- Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Tornwordo!
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.