The Mechanical Contrivium: The New Sincerity

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The New Sincerity!

  1. In Japan, The New Sincerity can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
  2. Over half of Americans are officially The New Sincerity.
  3. The New Sincerity can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  4. A The New Sincerityometer is used to measure The New Sincerity.
  5. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed The New Sincerity would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used it to decorate their battle shields!
  6. The New Sincerity can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  7. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their The New Sincerity.
  8. The New Sincerity was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  9. The New Sincerity once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  10. If The New Sincerity was life size, it would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!

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