The Mechanical Contrivium: Terrific Trio
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Terrific Trio!
- Terrific Trio were invented in China in the eleventh century, but were only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
- Terrific Triolatry is the mindless worship of Terrific Trio.
- Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Terrific Trio!
- Terrific Trio can give birth ten days after being born, and are born pregnant!
- Terrific Trio became extinct in England in 1486!
- The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Terrific Trio.
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Terrific Trio.
- The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Terrific Trio and compline!
- American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Terrific Trio from each salad served in first class.
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Terrific Trio!
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