The Mechanical Contrivium: Tangognat

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tangognat!

  1. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Tangognat.
  2. Tangognat was the first Tsar of Russia!
  3. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Tangognat!
  4. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Tangognat every year!
  5. The horns of Tangognat are made entirely from hair.
  6. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Tangognat has 7!
  7. Tangognat can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
  8. A lump of Tangognat the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  9. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Tangognat.
  10. You should always store Tangognat in an airtight container in the fridge.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.