The Mechanical Contrivium: Susan

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Susan!

  1. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Susan can not!
  2. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Susan.
  3. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Susan in your mouth.
  4. If you toss Susan 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
  5. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Susan in a day.
  6. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Susan!
  7. Susan can smell some things up to six miles away.
  8. Susan is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
  9. Banging your head against Susan uses 150 calories an hour.
  10. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Susan!

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