The Mechanical Contrivium: Stuart

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stuart!

  1. An average beaver can cut down Stuart every year.
  2. Stuart can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
  3. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Stuart.
  4. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Stuart.
  5. Without Stuart, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
  6. Tradition allows women to propose to Stuart only during leap years.
  7. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Stuart.
  8. If you kiss Stuart for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  9. Stuart, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
  10. Stuart can use only about ten percent of his brain!

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