The Mechanical Contrivium: Stuart
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stuart!
- An average beaver can cut down Stuart every year.
- Stuart can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
- Women shoplift four times more frequently than Stuart.
- On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Stuart.
- Without Stuart, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
- Tradition allows women to propose to Stuart only during leap years.
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Stuart.
- If you kiss Stuart for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
- Stuart, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
- Stuart can use only about ten percent of his brain!
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.