The Mechanical Contrivium: Stench Pit

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stench Pit!

1. Stench Pit can turn his stomach inside out.
2. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Stench Pit!
3. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Stench Pit!
4. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Stench Pit, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
5. Stench Pit is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
6. Scientists believe that Stench Pit began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
7. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Stench Pit and compline!
8. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Stench Pit had to pay a special Stench Pit tax.
9. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Stench Pit.
10. Stench Pit is the world's largest rodent.