The Mechanical Contrivium: Songstress

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Songstress!

  1. Songstressolatry is the mindless worship of Songstress.
  2. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Songstress!
  3. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Songstress!
  4. Songstress is the world's smallest mammal.
  5. Songstress is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
  6. There are 336 dimples on Songstress!
  7. If you chew gum while peeling Songstress then it will stop you from crying.
  8. More people are killed by Songstress each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  9. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Songstress.
  10. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Songstress state'!

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