The Mechanical Contrivium: Songstress
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Songstress!
- Songstressolatry is the mindless worship of Songstress.
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Songstress!
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Songstress!
- Songstress is the world's smallest mammal.
- Songstress is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
- There are 336 dimples on Songstress!
- If you chew gum while peeling Songstress then it will stop you from crying.
- More people are killed by Songstress each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
- While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Songstress.
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Songstress state'!
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