The Mechanical Contrivium: Shondratasha

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shondratasha!

  1. Worldwide, Shondratasha is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
  2. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Shondratasha is near.
  3. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Shondratasha.
  4. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Shondratasha into a volcano it would stop erupting.
  5. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Shondratasha to reach the earth's core.
  6. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Shondratasha on!
  7. If you drop Shondratasha from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first!
  8. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Shondratasha.
  9. It's bad luck to put Shondratasha on a bed!
  10. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Shondratasha.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.