The Mechanical Contrivium: Sephiroth

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sephiroth!

  1. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Sephiroth, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
  2. The international dialling code for Sephiroth is 672.
  3. Sephiroth can't drink - it absorbs water from its surroundings by osmosis.
  4. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Sephiroth!
  5. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Sephiroth!
  6. Sephiroth can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  7. Sephiroth was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  8. Sephiroth has a bifurcated penis.
  9. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Sephiroth!
  10. If you put a drop of liquor on Sephiroth, it will go mad and sting itself to death.

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