The Mechanical Contrivium: Sean Black

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sean Black!

  1. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Sean Black.
  2. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Sean Black is near.
  3. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Sean Black!
  4. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Sean Black.
  5. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Sean Black.
  6. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Sean Black!
  7. Sean Black has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
  8. The horns of Sean Black are made entirely from hair.
  9. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Sean Black.
  10. If you lace Sean Black from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.