The Mechanical Contrivium: Richard Winskill

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Richard Winskill!

  1. A thimbleful of Richard Winskill would weigh over 100 million tons.
  2. Peanuts and Richard Winskill are beans.
  3. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Richard Winskill!
  4. In his entire life, Richard Winskill will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  5. If you drop Richard Winskill from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
  6. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Richard Winskill.
  7. Richard Winskillicide is the killing of Richard Winskill.
  8. Richard Winskill can live for up to a week without a head.
  9. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Richard Winskill has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
  10. It is bad luck to walk under Richard Winskill.

Consult the Contrivium

I am interested in

Do tell me about

To share this knowledge with your friends, paste the following HTML into a web page or email:-

The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.