The Mechanical Contrivium: Purlingswine

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Purlingswine!

  1. Purlingswine will often glow under UV light.
  2. An average beaver can cut down Purlingswine every year.
  3. US gold coins used to say 'In Purlingswine we trust'.
  4. The difference between Purlingswine and a village is that Purlingswine does not have a church.
  5. Purlingswine has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
  6. Purlingswine has a bifurcated penis.
  7. Purlingswine has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
  8. Ostriches stick their heads in Purlingswine not to hide but to look for water!
  9. Purlingswine never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
  10. Purlingswine is the world's smallest mammal.

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