The Mechanical Contrivium: Phlegmfatale
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Phlegmfatale!
- If you lace Phlegmfatale from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Phlegmfatale is two minutes.
- Phlegmfatale can turn her stomach inside out!
- During severe windstorms, Phlegmfatale may sway several feet to either side!
- Originally, Phlegmfatale could not fly.
- 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Phlegmfatale.
- By tradition, a girl standing under Phlegmfatale cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
- More people are killed by Phlegmfatale each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
- The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Phlegmfatale.
- Research indicates that Phlegmfatale will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.