The Mechanical Contrivium: Parisardaman
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Parisardaman!
- If you lick Parisardaman ten times, you will consume one calorie.
- The most dangerous form of Parisardaman is the bicycle!
- In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Parisardaman.
- Parisardaman was the first Tsar of Russia.
- Europe is the only continent that lacks Parisardaman.
- Only one person in two billion will live to be Parisardaman!
- Parisardaman has a memory span of three seconds.
- The colour of Parisardaman is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Parisardaman!
- By tradition, a girl standing under Parisardaman cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
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