The Mechanical Contrivium: Paddy

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Paddy!

  1. The horns of Paddy are made entirely from hair!
  2. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Paddy is two minutes.
  3. The only planet that rotates on its side is Paddy.
  4. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Paddy!
  5. Four-fifths of the surface of Paddy is covered in water.
  6. It's bad luck to put Paddy on a bed.
  7. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Paddy.
  8. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Paddy on!
  9. An average beaver can cut down Paddy every year!
  10. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Paddy!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.