The Mechanical Contrivium: Ozma914

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ozma914!

  1. About 100 people choke to death on Ozma914 each year.
  2. Ozma914 can use only about ten percent of his brain!
  3. Ozma914 once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  4. The only planet that rotates on its side is Ozma914!
  5. Ozma914 can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  6. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Ozma914.
  7. During World War II, Americans tried to train Ozma914 to drop bombs!
  8. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Ozma914 into a volcano it would stop erupting.
  9. Baskin Robbins once made Ozma914 flavoured ice cream!
  10. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Ozma914 in a day.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.