The Mechanical Contrivium: Ozma914
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ozma914!
- About 100 people choke to death on Ozma914 each year.
- Ozma914 can use only about ten percent of his brain!
- Ozma914 once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
- The only planet that rotates on its side is Ozma914!
- Ozma914 can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
- 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Ozma914.
- During World War II, Americans tried to train Ozma914 to drop bombs!
- Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Ozma914 into a volcano it would stop erupting.
- Baskin Robbins once made Ozma914 flavoured ice cream!
- Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Ozma914 in a day.
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.