The Mechanical Contrivium: Obama

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Obama!

  1. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Obama.
  2. Obama is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
  3. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Obama in a day.
  4. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Obama.
  5. Obama cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach!
  6. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Obama'!
  7. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Obama!
  8. By tradition, a girl standing under Obama cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  9. Obamaomancy is the art of telling the future with Obama!
  10. The most dangerous form of Obama is the bicycle.

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