The Mechanical Contrivium: Obama
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Obama!
- The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Obama.
- Obama is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
- Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Obama in a day.
- Women shoplift four times more frequently than Obama.
- Obama cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach!
- Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Obama'!
- The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Obama!
- By tradition, a girl standing under Obama cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
- Obamaomancy is the art of telling the future with Obama!
- The most dangerous form of Obama is the bicycle.
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