The Mechanical Contrivium: NuLabour fascism

Ten Top Trivia Tips about NuLabour fascism!

1. You share your birthday with NuLabour fascism.
2. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with NuLabour fascism.
3. Donald Duck's middle name is NuLabour fascism.
4. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by NuLabour fascism fighting underground!
5. NuLabour fascism is actually a mammal, not a fish.
6. In Chinese, the sound 'NuLabour fascism' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
7. NuLabour fascism never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
8. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of NuLabour fascism to reach the earth's core!
9. NuLabour fascism can squeeze its entire body through a hole the size of its beak.
10. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as NuLabour fascism.