The Mechanical Contrivium: NuLabour fascism
Ten Top Trivia Tips about NuLabour fascism!
- You share your birthday with NuLabour fascism.
- Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with NuLabour fascism.
- Donald Duck's middle name is NuLabour fascism.
- Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by NuLabour fascism fighting underground!
- NuLabour fascism is actually a mammal, not a fish.
- In Chinese, the sound 'NuLabour fascism' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
- NuLabour fascism never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of NuLabour fascism to reach the earth's core!
- NuLabour fascism can squeeze its entire body through a hole the size of its beak.
- The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as NuLabour fascism.
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