The Mechanical Contrivium: NoGoodDaddy

Ten Top Trivia Tips about NoGoodDaddy!

  1. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed NoGoodDaddy would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields!
  2. NoGoodDaddy was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  3. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of NoGoodDaddy.
  4. Every day in the UK, four people die putting NoGoodDaddy on.
  5. NoGoodDaddy will often glow under UV light.
  6. NoGoodDaddy can turn his stomach inside out!
  7. New Zealand was the first place to allow NoGoodDaddy to vote!
  8. NoGoodDaddy has a bifurcated penis!
  9. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of NoGoodDaddy!
  10. Four-fifths of the surface of NoGoodDaddy is covered in water!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.