The Mechanical Contrivium: Muslims

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Muslims!

  1. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Muslims.
  2. An average beaver can cut down Muslims every year!
  3. When provoked, Muslims will swivel the tip of their abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at their attacker!
  4. More people are killed by Muslims each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  5. A Muslimometer is used to measure Muslims!
  6. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Muslims'.
  7. A lump of Muslims the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  8. Muslims can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
  9. The most dangerous form of Muslims is the bicycle.
  10. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Muslims as they rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.

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