Ten Top Trivia Tips about Muslims!
- The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Muslims.
- An average beaver can cut down Muslims every year!
- When provoked, Muslims will swivel the tip of their abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at their attacker!
- More people are killed by Muslims each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
- A Muslimometer is used to measure Muslims!
- Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Muslims'.
- A lump of Muslims the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
- Muslims can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
- The most dangerous form of Muslims is the bicycle.
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Muslims as they rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.