The Mechanical Contrivium: Moonbats

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Moonbats!

  1. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Moonbats as they rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  2. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Moonbats.
  3. If Moonbats were life size, they would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  4. A thimbleful of Moonbats would weigh over 100 million tons.
  5. The liquid inside Moonbats can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
  6. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Moonbats!
  7. Moonbats can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
  8. Moonbats kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
  9. Scientists have discovered that Moonbats can smell the presence of autism in children.
  10. Moonbats can clean their ears with their tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.

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