The Mechanical Contrivium: Mechazens

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mechazens!

  1. It's bad luck to put Mechazens on a bed.
  2. Mechazens have only one weakness - the colour yellow.
  3. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Mechazens!
  4. In Chinese, the sound 'Mechazens' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
  5. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Mechazens'.
  6. Mechazenomancy is the art of telling the future with Mechazens!
  7. Mechazens never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
  8. Mechazens are physically incapable of sticking their tongue out.
  9. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Mechazens.
  10. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Mechazens on.

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