The Mechanical Contrivium: Marina

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Marina!

  1. Marina can live for up to a week without a head!
  2. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Marina on New Year's Day.
  3. Marina will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
  4. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Marina is 10:1.
  5. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Marina!
  6. If you lace Marina from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
  7. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Marina into a volcano it would stop erupting.
  8. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Marina with his left foot.
  9. Marina, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
  10. Marina can sleep with one eye open.

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