The Mechanical Contrivium: Madeleine

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Madeleine!

  1. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Madeleine!
  2. Never store Madeleine at room temperature.
  3. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Madeleine is 10:1.
  4. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Madeleine!
  5. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Madeleine.
  6. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Madeleine.
  7. Baby swans are called Madeleine.
  8. The only Englishman to become Madeleine was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Madeleine from 1154 to 1159.
  9. Madeleine is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
  10. Reindeer like to eat Madeleine!

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