The Mechanical Contrivium: Lysandwr

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lysandwr!

  1. If you break Lysandwr, you will get seven years of bad luck.
  2. You should always open Lysandwr at least an hour before drinking her.
  3. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Lysandwr.
  4. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Lysandwr is the victim!
  5. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Lysandwr has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
  6. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Lysandwr.
  7. When provoked, Lysandwr will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
  8. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Lysandwr!
  9. The opposite sides of Lysandwr always add up to seven.
  10. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Lysandwr!

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