The Mechanical Contrivium: Lyons
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lyons!
- Lyons have three eyelids.
- Lyons are the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
- Lyons have four noses.
- A lump of Lyons the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
- Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Lyons!
- Lyons can last longer without water than a camel can.
- Americans discard enough Lyons to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
- Devoid of their cells and proteins, Lyons have the same chemical makeup as sea water!
- Lyons have only one weakness - the colour yellow.
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Lyons can not!
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