The Mechanical Contrivium: Lyons

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lyons!

  1. Lyons have three eyelids.
  2. Lyons are the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
  3. Lyons have four noses.
  4. A lump of Lyons the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  5. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Lyons!
  6. Lyons can last longer without water than a camel can.
  7. Americans discard enough Lyons to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
  8. Devoid of their cells and proteins, Lyons have the same chemical makeup as sea water!
  9. Lyons have only one weakness - the colour yellow.
  10. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Lyons can not!

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