The Mechanical Contrivium: Lorna

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lorna!

  1. When Lorna is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
  2. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Lorna!
  3. Lorna was declared extinct in 1902.
  4. Lorna is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  5. Lorna is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
  6. All swans in England belong to Lorna.
  7. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Lorna.
  8. Lorna is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!
  9. The deepest part of Lorna is over 35,000 feet deep.
  10. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Lorna.

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