The Mechanical Contrivium: Lollies

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lollies!

  1. Lollies is the world's tallest woman.
  2. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Lollies!
  3. More people are killed by Lollies each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
  4. Lollies was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  5. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Lollies and compline.
  6. Lolliesicide is the killing of Lollies.
  7. Lollies can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  8. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Lollies.
  9. Lollies can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  10. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Lollies.

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