The Mechanical Contrivium: Lieutfaber

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lieutfaber!

  1. Lieutfaber is incapable of sleep.
  2. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Lieutfaber and compline.
  3. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Lieutfaber.
  4. Lieutfaber cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
  5. Lieutfaber can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
  6. Lieutfaber was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  7. Lieutfaber was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  8. Lieutfaber is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
  9. Contrary to popular belief, Lieutfaber is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  10. The most dangerous form of Lieutfaber is the bicycle!

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