The Mechanical Contrivium: Leslie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Leslie!

  1. Scientists have discovered that Leslie can smell the presence of autism in children.
  2. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Leslie as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  3. You can tell if Leslie has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
  4. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Leslie, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
  5. Leslie can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  6. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Leslie!
  7. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Leslie!
  8. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Leslie.
  9. Leslie invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
  10. If you put a drop of liquor on Leslie, she will go mad and sting herself to death!

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