The Mechanical Contrivium: Lai

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lai!

  1. Native Americans never actually ate Lai; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
  2. Some birds use Lai to orientate themselves during migration.
  3. If Lai was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
  4. Lai has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  5. Lai is the world's smallest mammal.
  6. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Lai.
  7. Only one person in two billion will live to be Lai.
  8. Early thermometers were filled with Lai instead of mercury.
  9. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Lai!
  10. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Lai.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.