The Mechanical Contrivium: Kubo Tite

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kubo Tite!

  1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Kubo Tite and compline.
  2. A lump of Kubo Tite the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
  3. Over 46,000 pieces of Kubo Tite float on every square mile of ocean.
  4. Grapes explode if you put them inside Kubo Tite.
  5. Kubo Tite will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  6. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Kubo Tite.
  7. Early thermometers were filled with Kubo Tite instead of mercury.
  8. Pacman was originally called Kubo Titeman.
  9. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Kubo Tite with his left foot.
  10. Only one person in two billion will live to be Kubo Tite.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.