The Mechanical Contrivium: Krafinna

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Krafinna!

  1. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Krafinna.
  2. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Krafinna.
  3. Krafinna is the sacred animal of Thailand.
  4. In Chinese, the sound 'Krafinna' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
  5. Krafinna can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
  6. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Krafinna into a volcano it would stop erupting.
  7. Tradition allows women to propose to Krafinna only during leap years!
  8. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Krafinna!
  9. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Krafinna on.
  10. Snow White's coffin was made of Krafinna!

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