The Mechanical Contrivium: Knitiotsavant

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Knitiotsavant!

  1. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Knitiotsavant.
  2. The most dangerous form of Knitiotsavant is the bicycle.
  3. Pacman was originally called Knitiotsavantman.
  4. Early thermometers were filled with Knitiotsavant instead of mercury.
  5. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Knitiotsavant in your mouth.
  6. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Knitiotsavant would be as small as a pea.
  7. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Knitiotsavant is near.
  8. The first domain name ever registered was Knitiotsavant.com!
  9. South Australia was the first place to allow Knitiotsavant to stand for parliament.
  10. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Knitiotsavant.

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