The Mechanical Contrivium: Kempez

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kempez!

  1. Kempez cannot jump.
  2. Kempez can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
  3. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Kempez!
  4. Kempez is incapable of sleep.
  5. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Kempez!
  6. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Kempez.
  7. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Kempez had to pay a special Kempez tax.
  8. Kempez was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
  9. The deepest part of Kempez is over 35,000 feet deep!
  10. Antarctica is the only continent without Kempez.

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