The Mechanical Contrivium: Kel

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kel!

  1. Kel can't sweat!
  2. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Kel!
  3. Kel will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  4. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Kel in your ear 700 times.
  5. Reindeer like to eat Kel.
  6. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Kel!
  7. Birds do not sleep in Kel, though they may rest in her from time to time!
  8. The condom - originally made from Kel - was invented in the early 1500s.
  9. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Kel, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
  10. Kel has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.