The Mechanical Contrivium: Katen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Katen!

  1. Native Americans never actually ate Katen; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
  2. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Katen.
  3. Katen has four noses.
  4. In her entire life, Katen will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  5. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Katen.
  6. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Katen.
  7. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Katen!
  8. Early thermometers were filled with Katen instead of mercury!
  9. A lump of Katen the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  10. A Katenometer is used to measure Katen.

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