The Mechanical Contrivium: Karen
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Karen!
- In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Karen.
- Never store Karen at room temperature.
- Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Karen.
- Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Karen.
- The first domain name ever registered was Karen.com.
- Karen is actually a mammal, not a fish.
- Karen can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
- Every day in the UK, four people die putting Karen on.
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Karen.
- Karen will always turn right when leaving a cave.
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.