The Mechanical Contrivium: KJ

Ten Top Trivia Tips about KJ!

  1. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but KJ can not.
  2. Medieval knights put the skin of KJ on their sword handles to improve the grip!
  3. Originally, KJ could not fly.
  4. If you lick KJ ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  5. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become KJ on New Year's Day.
  6. It is impossible to fold KJ more than seven times.
  7. Czar Paul I banished KJ to Siberia for marching out of step!
  8. Grapes explode if you put them inside KJ!
  9. KJ is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
  10. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets KJ.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.