The Mechanical Contrivium: Johnny the Horse

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Johnny the Horse!

  1. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Johnny the Horse.
  2. Johnny the Horseolatry is the mindless worship of Johnny the Horse.
  3. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Johnny the Horse!
  4. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Johnny the Horse.
  5. Johnny the Horse can turn his stomach inside out!
  6. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Johnny the Horse!
  7. During World War II, Americans tried to train Johnny the Horse to drop bombs.
  8. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Johnny the Horse are all berries.
  9. Only one person in two billion will live to be Johnny the Horse.
  10. Johnny the Horse was the first Tsar of Russia!

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