The Mechanical Contrivium: Johlt

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Johlt!

  1. It can take Johlt several days to move just through one tree.
  2. If you kiss Johlt for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
  3. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Johlt.
  4. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Johlt.
  5. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Johlt.
  6. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Johlt to reach the earth's core!
  7. Johlt has a bifurcated penis.
  8. Originally, Johlt could not fly!
  9. Johltology is the study of Johlt.
  10. Johlt is 984 feet tall.

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