The Mechanical Contrivium: Johlt
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Johlt!
- It can take Johlt several days to move just through one tree.
- If you kiss Johlt for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Johlt.
- Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Johlt.
- In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Johlt.
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Johlt to reach the earth's core!
- Johlt has a bifurcated penis.
- Originally, Johlt could not fly!
- Johltology is the study of Johlt.
- Johlt is 984 feet tall.
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.