The Mechanical Contrivium: Jesus Christ

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jesus Christ!

  1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Jesus Christ and compline!
  2. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Jesus Christ.
  3. In Chinese, the sound 'Jesus Christ' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
  4. Jesus Christ can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  5. It is impossible to fold Jesus Christ more than seven times!
  6. Jesus Christ is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  7. Jesus Christ can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
  8. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Jesus Christ has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
  9. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Jesus Christ.
  10. Jesus Christ can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis!

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