The Mechanical Contrivium: Jaycee

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jaycee!

  1. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Jaycee has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
  2. Jaycee has a memory span of three seconds!
  3. Jaycee can last longer without water than a camel can.
  4. Jayceeolatry is the mindless worship of Jaycee.
  5. It took Jaycee 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
  6. Jaycee can sleep with one eye open!
  7. During severe windstorms, Jaycee may sway several feet to either side.
  8. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Jaycee into a volcano it would stop erupting!
  9. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Jaycee.
  10. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Jaycee.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.