The Mechanical Contrivium: Jaycee
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jaycee!
- Devoid of her cells and proteins, Jaycee has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
- Jaycee has a memory span of three seconds!
- Jaycee can last longer without water than a camel can.
- Jayceeolatry is the mindless worship of Jaycee.
- It took Jaycee 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
- Jaycee can sleep with one eye open!
- During severe windstorms, Jaycee may sway several feet to either side.
- Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Jaycee into a volcano it would stop erupting!
- While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Jaycee.
- If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Jaycee.
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