The Mechanical Contrivium: Izhilzha

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Izhilzha!

  1. The horns of Izhilzha are made entirely from hair.
  2. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Izhilzha and compline.
  3. You should always store Izhilzha in an airtight container in the fridge.
  4. Izhilzha has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
  5. Ideally, Izhilzha should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
  6. Izhilzha is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
  7. All shrimp are born as Izhilzha, but gradually mature into females.
  8. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Izhilzha had to pay a special Izhilzha tax!
  9. The only planet that rotates on its side is Izhilzha!
  10. Americans discard enough Izhilzha to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!

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