The Mechanical Contrivium: Hmmm_tea

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hmmm_tea!

  1. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Hmmm_tea.
  2. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Hmmm_tea!
  3. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Hmmm_tea, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
  4. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Hmmm_tea supply.
  5. Scientists believe that Hmmm_tea began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Hmmm_tea.
  7. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Hmmm_tea to reach the earth's core.
  8. Hmmm_tea has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
  9. Hmmm_tea cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
  10. Hmmm_tea will always turn right when leaving a cave.

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